The Day We All Worked To Hang Out

So, it was the middle of June or July, who the hell cares, it was in the summer. Me (Sidd) and Sanjay went to Middlesex County College and had did god knows what the hell, but as we were walking by, a very handsome young fellow with a sweet torso comes out of nowhere and asks us to help him in some campaign thing. Obviously I was going to ignore his ass, but then he said something about money and I payed attention. (Yes I know, I'm a two-bit two cent whore. keke! ^^)

So, the guy with the hot torso with blonde her was like, we need people to help put up door signs for this political campaign. I really don't know who the hell this politician was, I just wanted the money. Do this job and you get 75 bucks at the end of the day. So me and Sanjay were like, "Yea sure no prob."

So about a week or two pass and it was the day to work. We told Jeff like literally the day before about this whole "be a bitch and get 75 dollars at the end" thing. Then Jazz called like an hour before we went and was like "Yo bitches wtf you ppl doing today I'm off work." He called SJ and he told him about the whole thing and so Jazz tagged along.

And so, we went to the place where they told us to meet up, which was like near some train stop. The one near Berkley College, some white building. We were looking for parking and finally spotted one, but we saw a really confusing sign about the parking. No joke, it literally sounded like B.R. to me at the end. So we parked anyway to soon to learn we can't park there so Jazz went and parked on the other side of the world just so it was safe.

We were all lined up at the building, we were all dressed nice, but it was hot as balls. The line finally moved and we finally got a name of the polition we are working for, I think it was Lautenburg, but everybody said lumberg. Then we constantly made jokes and reference to Office Space. "Fukn Lumberg" "Who we working for again, luaten lumberg? lumberg right." "Lumberg SUX!!!" (seriously I heard that in the line.)

So we finally got into the damn building and made us sign stuff, and gave us lunch. People didn't really eat there meals, but I was chowing down and shit. Hell I took another person's lunch and ate that too.

So finally we got this random briefing on what the hell we are suppose to do. We were to go to specific houses, ring the door bell, and basically tell them something about Bush sux and vote for lumberg, and I was like, thats a little too extreme so I changed my lines. Also, we had to give this door handle ad thing with lumberg's name on it to vote.

So me and Jeff paired up, and SJ and Jazz paired up. We were bus number 3 I think, but not sure. We got on the bus and it was alright, we were being dropped off at our destination. The first stop came and two hot ass jail baits had to get out, as they were getting out, Jazz like yelled very fast "GET THE FUCK OUT!" As then we see people are like "huh, how rude" while me, SJ, and Jeff were literally holding our mouths with both hands laughing our asses off. Then eventually we all got dropped off.

Me and Jeff went about our routes and to give these random shyt out. So the first house we went to, I knocked on the door and said my line instead of the weird line that dork with glasses said to say. "Hi, we are with the lumberg campaign reminding you to vote." Not so bad, but then I got lazy and my line drifted from polite to "Hey this is a daily reminder to vote, pz." Then Jeff complained I was doing my crappy job wrong and it wasn't a daily reminder, I'm like, LOL WUT!?!?

Then this old guy kept us for fucking 10 minutes, I'm like bro, I ain't lumberg! And he shut the door. Then we had to go to houses with grumpy old ppl who were like "I don't give a fuck, get the fuck off my property you sick fucking liberal." Of course Jeff was on the other side and I was too tired about what just happened. Then there were signs. No something (meaning ppl that knock on doors and ask stuff). We did anyway for the hell of it, well I did, lol. Then we had to find houses that were non-existent >_>.

Was a pretty fun day, then the dude in the van came and was like yo, fuk the work, get in my van and lets chyll. So we did, and we picked up everybody else about one hour later. We were all in the back, me, Jazz, SJ, and Jeff. We were just bullshitting to pass time and eventually it was time to go home.

The Highlight of the Night Supposedly:

I was staring outside and I saw a house, and there were many freaking people there, I mean it was fucking packed. So, as I saw that, I shouted "Hey everybody look, a house party!"

SJ or Jazz was right behind me and quickly responded, "Sidd thats a funeral."

Everybody, including the driver laughed there asses off.

That day will always be remembered as the greatest day we worked and hanged out
to have loads of freaking fun.

And the question still remains, we still don't know who lumberg is :O